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Getting Closer

Facebook is unhappy about the lack of communication between my friend Harriette and me. Does Facebook know Harriette is a cat? A cat I have, sadly, never met? Of course Facebook knows this. I LOVE cats, and this is the only cat I’ve befriended on Facebook, so it’s a tragedy that we don’t communicate more.

Wait a minuteā€¦. looks like I’m not the only one involved in this Plan. Oh Karen, why do you have to be so tactless? Can’t you just let Harriette appreciate your thoughtfulness rather than informing her of the divine intervention that brought this message to her?

I post a thoughtful message to help improve Harriette’s Facebook experience and bring us closer together.

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