Facebook Slave

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The Rules

  1. I will visit Facebook at least once a day.
  2. I will complete at least the two displayed suggestions on the homepage every time I visit.
  3. I will “go literal” with the suggestions and “make Facebook better” for my friends.
  4. I will not tell anyone that my actions were based on Facebook’s suggestions.
  5. I will put complete faith in Facebook’s Plan. No matter how questionable its suggestions are, I will remember that Facebook knows a lot more about me and my social circle than I do.

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  1. itsactuallytyla reblogged this from facebookslave
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  3. latenightlyssa reblogged this from facebookslave and added:
    LOL. :)
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  5. tlvx reblogged this from facebookslave and added:
    Facebook
  6. wizord666 reblogged this from wizardishungry
  7. alanapost reblogged this from facebookslave and added:
    questions~ will there be links to the suggestions? (e.g. “became a fan of Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations”)...
  8. wizardishungry reblogged this from facebookslave and added:
    This is gonna be intense.
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